YOUR LIFE'S A TV SHOW
A FACE THAT EVERYONE KNOWS
YOUR LIFE'S WORTH MORE THAN MINE
CAUSE IT'S THE FAMOUS KIND

YOU'RE SUCH A... CELEBRITY

YOU HAVE NO PRIVACY
WE'LL DECIDE WHAT WE'LL SEE
YOUR QUOTES ARE LIKE THE GOSPELS
WE BOW DOWN LIKE DISCIPLES

YOU'RE SUCH A... CELEBRITY

WE MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE
CREATE A SUPERSTAR
YOU'RE JUST A MEDIA TOY
YOU'RE NOW OURS TO DESTROY

YOU TELL US WHAT TO BUY
WE'RE ALL SHOCKED WHEN YOU DIE
IT IS THE NEW RELIGION
OUR STAINED GLASS TELEVISION

CELEBRITY

YOU'RE AMERICAN ROYALTY
WE DON'T HAVE KINGS AND QUEENS
BUT WE HAVE CELEBRITIES
YEAH WE HAVE CELEBRITIES