Coffee and antihistamines
I think I've seen the last of me
Bent all my forks and knives
Trying to avoid the firing line

Doctors and bus stop signs
My heart is in 4/5
Paperwork and business cards
Tender resignation to whoever you are

Everybody wants to be on top
But nobody wants to climb
Pitchfork Eddie's got a bottle to pop
But I think I'm sticking to wine
Traffic moves slow everywhere I go
Maybe I'm a half step down
The future looks clear from way down here
If I don't turn around

Do you want o know the latest?
I've been thinking that they played us

Credit cards and waiting rooms
I'll roll out of town on fumes
Trade you my nickels and dimes
Call me back with what you find

Sugar cubes and supplements
Dig myself out of this trench
Send back my Zen and calm
Brains is going off like a fire alarm

Chorus

Do you want o know the latest?
I've been thinking that they played us
I've got bathwater and baby
You'd be shocked what doesn't faze me