Cohort, Cohort
Let's build a fort
We can put inside everything we hate
Cohort, Cohort
Let's build a fort
Here's to hoping that it's not too late

I'm pretty sure it is not legal
I have suspicions it's not real
But if we set the thing on fire
We'll be in this together that's the deal

Cohort, Cohort
Crying is a sport
We can put aside everything we feel
Cohort, Cohort
Crying is a sport
Take another spin on the heartbreak wheel

I’m pretty sure it’s universal
I have suspicions it’s a scam
But if you promise to be near me
I will be your sacrificial lamb

Will you marry me
Will you bury me
Will you marry me
After we destroy everything else

Cohort, Cohort
Let’s start a cult
We’ll only let in the people we like
Cohort, Cohort
Let’s start a cult
You bring the drugs and I’ll bring the knives

I'm pretty sure it is not legal
I have suspicions it's not real
But if we set the thing on fire
We'll be in this together that's the deal

Will you marry me
Will you bury me
Will you marry me
After we destroy everything else

Cohort, Cohort
Let’s build a fort
We can put aside everything we feel
Cohort, Cohort
Let’s build a fort
We'll be in this forever and that's the deal