Conspiracy theory that you don't have to prove
A stubborn opinion that to you will not move
Some wild ideas you're sure are true
Hey if you won't listen to facts why should we listen to you?
Why should we listen to you?

911 was an inside job
JFK was killed by the mob
Climate change is caused by Wall Street
Another ploy by the liberal elite

Moon landing's fake
But chem trails are true
If you don't believe it
Then they've gotten to you
Paranoid much?

Conspiracy theory that you don't have to prove
A stubborn opinion that to you will not move
Some wild ideas you're sure are true
Hey if you won't listen to facts why should we listen to you?
Why should we listen to you?

Alien abductions, time travel photos
Mandela effect, it's all Monsanto
Illuminati, Nostradamus was right
Your tin foil hat is on too tight
Elections don't matter, yeah the fix is in
RFID tags under our skin
The media hides it all with their spin - Shut up!

Conspiracy theory that you don't have to prove
A stubborn opinion that to you will not move
Some wild ideas you're sure are true
Hey if you won't listen to facts why should we listen to you?
Why should we listen to you?