It's all natural & I got it in the mail
If I bought them in bulk they'd probably haul me off to jail
But I'm not making any other substance with my little pills
It's my diet plan 1 cup jitters, 1 cup unfulfilled

And it's a sad sad state
When it's me I love to hate

If it's legal it's OK I can sleep another day
Won't you give me more of your dietary supplement, dietary supplement
It's like caffiene with a rush, you can have one with your lunch
Won't you give me more of your dietary supplement, dietary supplement

In the 60's well I hear they were really worth a fuss
With their cute little names & how the radar guns went off
But now mere shadows of the beauties, yeah they sell 'em on TV
Some have vitamins and some well they really help you breathe

And it's a sad sad scene
Can I buy a new improved me

If it's legal it's OK I can sleep another day
Won't you give me more of your dietary supplement, dietary supplement
It's like caffiene only worse, good girls keep 'em in their purse
Won't you give me more of your dietary supplement, dietary supplement