She has plans they're theoretical
She lists her problems alphabetical
She lost a dream but she can't let it go
She phones me drunk, then calls me asshole

He's full of baggage like a modern man
He stays inside and gets a phone tan
He won't shut up about what he just found
He follows trends but thinks he's underground

And tonight they might get wasted and fall in lust
Soon it's relationship status or bust
And I can't throw no stones
I know it's hard to be alone
So we might as well get wasted
(We might as well get wasted)
We might as well get wasted and fall in lust

L U S T
I hope you're horny for me
Come on for one night we could just fake it
L O V E
I can't take it seriously
Come on for just one night we could just fake it
We could just fake it
Come on and fake it with me

solo

She has regrets and gives you earfulls
She knows the tricks to make your chain pull
She has no filter when quitting cigarettes
She hates her Mother, it is genetic

He explains things you already know
He grows a bad beard around his blowhole
He talks political but doesn't know shit
He gets the facts wrong but won't admit it