WHAT CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT
I DON'T ALREADY HAVE?
CAN YOU MAKE MY HEART RACE
OR MAKE ME NEVER SAD?
CAN YOU CURE ME OF THE POISON
OR ARE YOU JUST A FAD?
SO WHAT CAN YOU GIVE ME
I DON'T ALREADY HAVE?

DON'T TELL ME YOUR HEARTACHE
CAUSE MOST OF IT'S YOUR FAULT
DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR PROBLEMS
IT'S PRIDE BEFORE THE FALL
I'D BE MORE SYMPATHETIC
IF YOU WALKED IT LIKE YOU TALKED
SO DON'T TELL ME YOUR HEARTACHE
CAUSE MOST OF IT'S YOUR FAULT

I SUPPOSE I SHOULD THINK YOU ARE SO COOL
I KNOW THE RULES ARE THAT YOU MAKE UP THE RULES
I CAN TELL THAT YOU LIKE TO FLEX YOUR WILES
BUT I KNOW, YES I KNOW THERE'S NO HUMOR IN YOUR SMILE

WHAT CAN YOU SHOW ME THAT
I DON'T ALREADY KNOW?
IS THERE ANY TIME OF DAY OR NIGHT
WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN THE SHOW?
I CANNOT BE YOUR AUDIENCE
CAUSE I'VE MET YOU BEFORE
SO WHAT CAN YOU SHOW ME THAT
I DON'T ALREADY KNOW?

ARE YOU THE STORYTELLER
DO YOU LOVE TO PLAY THE STAR?
ARE YOU SEXY LIKE THEY TELL YA
DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO TURN ON?
IT'S UNREAL TO WATCH HEADS TURN
WHEN YOU COME IN THEIR SIGHT
YOU MAKE SO MANY JEALOUS
WHILE YOU'RE HOLDING COURT ALL NIGHT

I SUPPOSE I SHOULD THINK YOU ARE SO COOL
I KNOW THE RULES ARE THAT YOU MAKE UP THE RULES
I CAN TELL THAT YOU LIKE TO FLEX YOUR WILES
BUT I KNOW, YES I KNOW THERE'S NO HUMOR IN YOUR SMILE