THE RAIN HITS HARDER IN THIS OLD TOWN
YOU'RE FETCHING MIGHTY FAR TO FIND A SPOT OF DRY GROUND
THE AIR HITS HARD LIKE A TIGHT CLOUD COLLAR
BETTER PUT IT INTO GEAR BEFORE YOU'RE ENGINE FODDER

WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA BE SO PARASITIC
WHEN BAD LUCK CALLS YOU'RE SWINGING FOR A HAT TRICK
CONVERTERS OFF THE VANS, THEY'LL ROB YOU WHERE YOU STAND
THE LAW WENT FISHING OFF THE WITNESS STAND

PARASITE SO ACIDIC
JUST ANOTHER SAD STATISTIC
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SADISTIC
FELT SO GOOD IT HAD TO BE WRONG, IT HAD TO BE WRONG

ORANGE CONE CHALLENGE ON THE GAMBLING WATER
I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE FLY BUT IT ENDS UP YOU'RE THE SWATTER
BUSINESS DRY ON A TWELVE BEER HIGH
I HOPE I DON'T REGRET IT CAUSE I'M LIVING ON CREDIT

WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA BE SO PARASITIC
WHEN BAD LUCK CALLS YOU'RE SWINGING FOR A HAT TRICK
CONVERTERS OFF THE VANS, THEY'LL ROB YOU WHERE YOU STAND
THE LAW WENT FISHING OFF THE WITNESS STAND

PARASITE SO ACIDIC
JUST ANOTHER SAD STATISTIC
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SADISTIC
FELT SO GOOD IT HAD TO BE WRONG, IT HAD TO BE WRONG

YOU CAN PART ME OUT, YOU COULD SELL ME FOR SCRAP
YOU CAN PART ME OUT, BUT I'M NOT COMING BACK
MY HEART IS PLATINUM, I'M QUITE A STEAL
BUT MY BRAIN'S WORN OUT LIKE A RUSTY WHEEL
MY VEINS ARE LIKE COPPER EXCEPT WHEN THEY BOIL
YOU COULD BURN ME TO THE GROUND, BUT I'D TARNISH THE SOIL
YOU CAN PART ME OUT, YOU CAN SELL ME FOR SCRAP
BUT I AIN'T COMING BACK, NO I AIN'T COMING BACK