YOU KEEP ME WONDERIN'
IF WONDERLAND IS WORTH THE FEE
THE CAFFIENE TRIGGER SET
CAN PULL A FAVOR OUT FOR FREE

ADVANTAGE AND POINT IS HALF OF THE VIEW
MR. DISINTERESTED DROPPING HIS COOL
10,000 LIES IS A LONG WAY TO GO
ALL FOR SOMETHING WE ALREADY KNOW

SOME BARSTOOL CRIPPLE BACKS
CAN WRACK MORE TEARS THAN COLOR BLONDE
IT'S NO PEROXIDE JOYS
JUST MYTH OF HEARTS AND THINGS GONE WRONG

MUCH MUCH TOO LATE TO TAKE IT ALL SLOW
ATIP OF THE GLASS TO CLOSE UP THE SHOW
10,000 LIES IS ALONG WAY TO GO
ALL FOR SOMETHING WE ALREADY KNOW

HE USED TO HATE THEM ALL
NOW HE SWALLOWS 5%
IF I WAS KEEPING SCORE
I'D SAY THEIR DUES HAVE ALL BEEN SPENT

THEY FALL FOR THE PAMPHLET AND PAY AT THE DOOR
DRINK TIL THEY'RE EMPTY AND ORDER ONE MORE
10,000 SMILES IS ALONG WAY TO GO
ALL FOR SOMETHING WE ALREADY KNOW