They come far and wide
To gather around ringside
Wear their colors with pride
To see
Untouchable Joe

He’ll grapple with any man
Take them hand to hand
As they howl from the stands
To see
Untouchable Joe

Is it fair?
Is it illegal?
Nobody seems to know.
Let me ask the judges and senators
Sitting in the front row

He raced up the division
Winning all by knockout or decision
His haters hurled derision
At
Untouchable Joe

There was no one left to beat
He never knew defeat
They curl up at his feet
To see
Untouchable Joe

Is it fair?
Is it illegal?
He loves to put on a show
Let me ask the judges and senators
Sitting in the front row

A legend to inspire
But he can’t go any higher
So now he must retire
Goodbye
Untouchable Joe

Goodnight and goodbye
Untouchable Joe