I'm taking you out of my rolodex
Yellow pages and cancelled checks
Beeper, payphone, and buggy whip
Like Betamax and VHS

You're obsolete
You're obsolete
You're obsolete
You're obsolete

I’ll fax you cause I’m done with you
Your answering machine ain’t ringing through
Landlines, lava lamps and waterbeds too
Your floppy discs won’t have a clue

You're obsolete
You're obsolete
You're obsolete
You're obsolete

Your moonlight tower and hour glass
Like carbon paper and mimeographs
Dial up, PDA, Telegraph
You’re long gone now not coming back

You're obsolete
You're obsolete
You're obsolete
You're obsolete